"Somethin' 'Bout a Truck" by Kip Moore Parody

*Note: Original Lyrics by Kip Moore

There's somethin' bout a dog
In a service vest
a DON'T PET ME badge
and squirrels to kill
Now, let's go to work
Yeah, it's a big deal
There's somethin' 'bout a dog
In a service vest

There's somethin' bout a ball and cubes of ice
After a long hard day,
I crunch 'em up just right
On that cool tile floor
On a summer night
There's somethin' 'bout a ball and cubes of ice

There's somethin' bout a girl
In a red sundress
With a Beatles cup
Pressed against her lips
and hearing her say, "COME!"
Will make a dog a mess
There's somethin' 'bout a girl
In a red sundress

And there's somethin' bout a kiss
That's gonna lead to more,
Singing "Lucy in the Sky"
Every night with her,
The most natural thing I've ever felt before
There's somethin' 'bout a kiss
That's gonna lead to more

And there's somethin' bout a  dog in a vest
And a girl in a red sundress with a Beatles cup to her lips
Begging for another kiss
And there's somethin' 'bout her and me
And Target and Wendy's
and Lord have mercy, it's a beautiful thing
Aint nothin' 'bout it luck
There's somethin' 'bout a dog

There's somethin' bout a creek
Around 2 am
After a few of those cubes
You wanna dive on in
You don't need no leash
So just hang it on a limb
There's somethin' 'bout a creek
Around 2 am

And there's somethin' bout a  dog in a vest

And a girl in a red sundress with a Beatles cup to her lips

Begging for another kiss

And there's somethin' 'bout her and me

And Target and Wendy's

and Lord have mercy, it's a beautiful thing

Aint nothin' 'bout it luck

There's somethin' 'bout a dog

Aint nothin' 'bout it luck

There's somethin' 'bout a dog